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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay